Thursday, June 28, 2007

The apocolypse has begun

Sit down. Take a deep breath.

I'm about to tell you the five scariest words in the English language:

The Spice Girls are reuniting!
I know, I know. I'm scared, too.

Gather up your family. Head for higher ground. Whatever you do, don't look directly at the Spice Girls. We'll all make it through this somehow.

Yes, nine years after what we all hoped would be their demise, they're coming back with a new world tour: Posh, Ginger, Scary, Sporty, Baby, Dopey, Sneezy, Doc ... oh, no ... those last three were part of Snow White's posse.

Think of them as the Pussycat Dolls (as seen on the right) ... only not as good-looking and not as talented.

The Girls' tour will start in L.A. on Dec. 7, which Franklin Delano Roosevelt, in 1941, called "a day that will live in infamy." Coincidence???

Honestly, I can remember back in '97 or '98 when a friend of mine (Danielle L.) and I tried getting tickets to a Spice Girls concert at MSG for her little sisters, only to find out that the show sold out in like 6 minutes!

Hopefully, this time around, fans (if there are any left) will be more sensible.

Oh! This should make us all feel old: Between them, the Spice Girls have seven children between them!

2 comments:

John W. Barry said...

Spice Girls Rock! Taylor Hicks wishes he had as much talent.

Sincerely,

Darth Vader

Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

Victoria looks so tight I'm sure if she just used the force between any of her body parts she could turn a piece of coal into a diamond.